The BLAP Beat: Towel play

The BLAP Beat is taken from the Bass Lake Authority Police dispatch log. 

Not BLAP officers
Not BLAP officers.

Responding to a 4:05 p.m. complaint of a naked man present in an abode on North Oak Tree Court, an officer arrived to find a naked man in an abode. The caller, who was the wife of the naked man, accused her husband of “excessive showering” and “wanton towel use.” The man, who commenced showering before the officer could interview him, requested a fresh towel be placed on the vanity within “easy reach.” The officer quickly fled the scene. No charges were filed.

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