Monday:
Mutton chops
Minty Crest
Carrot wedge
Kidney pops
Woolite

Tuesday:
21-bean casserole
Scurvy cakes
Barrel-o-cabbage
Fluster pie
Milky liquid

Wednesday:
Burrito Mussolini
Chips and ketchup
Coyote flippers
Bananas Foster Wallace
Fishbowl squeezies

Thursday:

Deep-fried bagel burgers
English beet
Backward glance mashers
Pre-Friday melon
Filtered dew

Friday:
Fish on a chaise lounge
Diorama donut
Gringle fingers
Carwash towelettes
Puddle juice