* Based on a police release *
A kitchen-sink garbage disposal was stolen recently from a winter rental cabin on Bass Lake.
The resident told Bass Lake Police Authority that the device went missing sometime while he was taking a shower.
Police said there was no evidence of forced-entry to the home, and no injuries were reported. A Bass Lake Beacon investigation, however, indicates the under-sink cabinet was left in almost complete disarray.
The disposal is described as a 1997 Clarkman model, manufactured by Kramerica Industries. Police are asking the public for assistance in locating the object, which may have sustained front-end damage.
The cabin’s landwoman, who is wintering down South, has begun eviction proceedings against the tenant for “bathtime negligence,” according to official court documents.
Max Fontaine bullied his way into this report.