Monday
Roadkill loaf
Vegan lettuce
Mango
Sucker
Freethrow sweat

Tuesday
Mayonnaise stew
Gluten
Seed
Yacht rock candy
Wax ring Slurpee

Wednesday
Tree bark casserole
Soybean
Fruity Pebbles
Sno-cone
Church coffee

Thursday
Fusilli Jerry
Brussels sprouts
Bennies
Zinger
Tepid liquid

Friday
Out like a head coach fritter
Fryer bits
Found berries
Organ rejection pie
Seminar soda

This week’s menu is sponsored by no one in particular. If you would like to sponsor a BLE menu, please send a self-addressed, stamped envelope containing the name with which you wish to be associated, 12 receipts from Jolly’s Morgue and Donut, your most recent tax return, and $5,000 in cash to Sponsor this week’s Menu, PO Box BR 549, Bass Lake, Michiana, attn: Janet.