Monday
Tube meat w/bun
Beans, baked
Tater knots
Flange berry compote
Canoes victory shake

Tuesday
End-of-month grab-bag
Canned corn
Mump fruit
Iced cream
Cow squeeze

Wednesday
Smoked herring
Beets
Pineapple slice
Chocolate-covered cheese product
Imitation vodka

Thursday
Sloppy groundhog
Shadow of a turnip
Gloomy grapes
Six more weeks of brownies
Punxsutawney runoff

Friday
Fish pie
Lettuce
Peach-ish
Uncle Tug’s Nut Cake
Fluid

This week’s food line-up is sponsored by Farmer Dell’s Groundhog Eradication. “Are groundhogs making a mockery of your farming technique? Give us a call and we’ll give them a one-way ticket to Deadsville.”