Monday
Memorial Day – no school (duh)

Tuesday
Mammal patty w/bun
Potato salad
Fruit salad
Jello salad w/suspended candied fruit
Colt-45

Wednesday
Kevlar
Thoughts
Prayers
Communion wafer
Grape juice

Thursday – Last day of school cookout
Hotdogs, burgers, tofu
Baked beans
Pears in heavy syrup
Pear syrup, heavy
Syrup from heavy pears

Friday
Kitchen fridge cleanout
Veggie drawer
Frozen bananas
Confiscated candies and Hostess products
Bring-your-own water

This week’s menu is sponsored by Bass Lake Chip’n’Seal and Windshield Replace’n’Repair. “Two jobs are better than one!”