Editor’s note: Due to foreseen circumstances no one hit “send” until now.
Monday
Legitimate beef by-product w/bun
Insane political party salad
Still fruitcake
Fudge
Kool-Aid

Tuesday
Flipper dippers
Tater knots
Burble
Hangfrap
Sody-pop

Wednesday
Semolina Pilcher on toast
Broccolini
Eye of grape
Ice shapes
Plughole

Thursday
Taco bar
Refried beans
Sand fruit
Twice-baked Alaska
Gratis tequila

Friday
Pre-game wings
Celery
Bengal berries
Ramcake
Punch

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