The following people were arrested and/or jailed within the past 30 days or so, in or near Bass Lake. (Others were, too; this is only a sample).

• Shady Van Parsons, 39, mowing under the influence.
• Jedrow Kalrix, 42, larceny of tackle box, 11th offense.
• Kimberly C. Gimbers, 27, illegal possession of yard ornament.
• “Silent” Green, 42, private intox.
• Milo McXaley, 39, abuse of video-streaming service.
• Rick R. Ricks, 37, failure to fix defective muffler system.
• Vel T. Shimmler, 22, lack of motivation.
• L. LeRoy Guntritch, 69, retirement violation.

This list is based on official public record from Bass Lake Authority Police. No assumption is made about guilt, innocence or anything in-between.