By Amber Various | Copy-and-paste expert

Notable quotables from the Beacon area, May 2017.

“I couldn’t be happier. Unless I was married to someone wealthy. I suppose that drops the school project to second place on my bucket list.”
— Joanie Viez, history teacher, Bass Lake Elementary

“Then again, I worry about almost everything.”
— Myles Anguish, Bass Lake-area resident

“Furthermore.”
— Official document

“We don’t expect anything to come out of it. We can’t solve everything.”
— Tug McNabb, chief of police, Bass Lake Authority Police