From national sports reporter reports

The field has been revealed for the ACAA* men’s basketball tournament.

*Athletic Collegiate Association of the Americas

Get your digital bracket sheet-pencils ready. Here it is!

East-Coasterly
1. Dukenova
16. Jefferson (Memorial)
8. Alabama-Montgomery Clift
9. Mid-Length Island
5. Trump University
12. Electoral College
4. Greg-Gumbel
13. Clark Kellogg
6. Philadelphiasburg
11. Professor Emeritus
3. Dis-Connecticut
14. Frankie Valley
7. State Tech A&M
10. Instagram Parsons
2. New York (N.Y.)
15. Susan St. James

Western Pacific
1. Mid-Major Private
16. Mount St. Helen
8. Golden Gate
9. Space Needle
5. Death Valley
12. Hoover/Dam
4. East Coast Team shipped westward
13. Sacramento-Bohemia
6. Los Angeles
11. Silvermine Camp
3. William Walton
14. California-Uber Alles
7. Col. Mustard
10. Ms. Scarlet
2. Cal Tech-Honolulu
15. Texas-Athiest

South
1. Atlantic Ocean
16. AT&T A&T
8. Eastern West Virginia
9. Coker Cola
5. Grayson Allen
12. Atlanta (Georgia)
4. Mississippi Delta-Delta-Delta
13. Southern North Dakota
6. Perry Mason-Dixon
11. Lame-Duck Coach
3. Good ‘Ol Mississippi Tech
14. Daytona Beach-Spring Break
7. FDRFD
10. Winston Salem-Churchill
2. Central Carolina
15. Bracketbuster State

Mid-Central
1. Midwestern
16. IRS-1040
8. Continental Breakfast
9. Izzo Straddlin
5. Northern Methodist
12. Ruby Tuesdee
4. Rust Belt
13. Brothers of the Rich
6. Minnesota State
11. Blowout City
3. Illinois Central
14. Gateway Arch
7. Uptown
10. Regional State University State
2. Michianapolis
15. Upper Peninsula

First four out: Jim Boeheim, Tom Crean, That One Guy, Henry Hudson River

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