Bass Lake Town Council meeting agenda
For Nov. 21, 2016

I. Cold opening
II. Secular moment-of-silence, courtesy Lakeside Agnostic Church
III. Swearing-in of Forrest Bunkard as mayor of Bass Lake
IV. Cussing-out of ex-mayor Carolyn Shee
V. Fiscal-year town budget, final review:
1. Line-item vetoes
2. Accountancy adjustments
3. Rubber-stamping
4. Roomwide applause
5. Extermission
VI. Turkey-carving demonstration, feat. councilman Enos Felger, D-Dave’s House (cutlery provided by Jarvey’s Knife & Drum)
VII. Tea
VIII. Instagram presentation: Autumn Rakeford, Leafblowers Anonymous
IX. Proposal to build wall around Bass Lake’s business district; initiative presented by council member M. Adam Bradbury (R-Bass Lake, PhD history)
X. Public commentary/council-scolding
XI. Adjournment. Pow!