Monday
Soy-based gluten burger w/peanut butter
Greek fries
Strawberry packet
Frozen butter
Raw milk

Tuesday
Grubs & cheese
Canadian lettuce fingers
Fiona Applesauce
Cold gravy
Brown liquor

Wednesday
Low energy baked beans
Salad blenders
Fruit extract
Zamboni push-ups
Lead

Thursday
Expired roast beef hash
Brocoach (aka Spinolli)
Mango peel
Sugar-on-a-stick
Lactate

Friday
Goat shins
Cage-free tomato
Seedy underbelly
Frozen test sweat
Gooey fluid

This week’s sponsor wishes to remain anonymous.