Monday
Meathearts w/sauce
Arty choke hearts
Bitter fruit
William Howard Taffy
Horse linament

Tuesday
Can’t feel my hot dog w/bun
Green bean poppers
Cranberry
Popsicle by the inch
Hot dog water

Wednesday
Cornucopia of floss
Reclaimed cabbage
Fruit-shaped candy
Banana rama lama ding dong
Muscle Milk (contains no milk)

Thursday
Open faced cracker
Retired spinach
Blueberry upside down toast
Icy cold
Beverage of choice

Friday
Filet of shoe
Confrontation salad
Thank you berry much
Jaw breakers
Milk

This week’s menu brought to you by Yesterday’s Shoes, A Blacksmith for All Seasons.