Monday:
In a garden burrito
Lettuce tenders
Lime in the coconut
Frosted licorice fudge
Sock broth

Tuesday:
Bunny pot pie
Unidentified mushroom soup
Fruit cup w/fruit
Donner party pops
Milk

Wednesday:
Hobo chicken
Toasted broccoli stalks
Obama berries
Carpe Diem donuts
Orson Welles water

Thursday:
Orson Bean soup
GMO corn bread
Strawberries dusted w/ confectioners uranium
Jawbreakers
Dental surgery suction

Friday:
Kentucky Fried Cheval
Grits a la Bass Lake
Tug’s Fruity Ferret Spread
Jockey weight-loss lozenges
Mint juleps

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