Monday:
Janitor on a bun
Mower clippings
Pineapple husk
A spoonful of sugar
High lactose cow syrup

Tuesday:
Fledgling casserole
Tomato paste
Surplus mixed fruit, ca 1943
Cherry-flavored cough drops
Tears of a clown

Wednesday:
Chair-back ribs
Moist towelette w/carrots
Dry rub berries
Sticky roll
Earth day bottled water

Thursday:
Unpleasant surprise
Potato peel w/eyes
Strawberry alarm clock
Dashboard candy melt
Needle exchange runoff

Friday:
Presidential hopeful dippers
Chinese buffet Dumpster veggies
Mirco-fruit
Bundled baked goods
April showers

This week’s menu brought to you by Bass Lake University Committee to Assure Administrative Staff Retention and Expansion.