Monday:
Bracket brisket
Essence of cabbage
Road apples
Fourteenth seed jawbreakers
Sauerkraut water

Tuesday:
Rescue hot dog w/vaccinated bun
Aged American single (unwrapped)
Strawberry seeds forever
Freezer burn
Maple sap

Wednesday:
Flagrant fowl 2
Spring corn
Imitation fruit substitute
Supermoon pie
Fresh-squeezed milk

Thursday:
That darn catchup bake
Artichoke safeword salad
Ear fruit
Frozen soda pops
Imported fluid

Friday:
Fish wallet w/bun
Heirloom poison ivy starts
Leftover Martini olives
Mayonnaise cake
Recycling plant runoff

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