Monday:
Green eggs and ham
Sam I yams
Conrad Cornelius O’Donald O’Delli coleslaw
Who cakes
Hop on pop

Tuesday:
In-like-a-lion lamb chops
Alexander Graham Bell peppers
Banana mondatta
Star spangled spangles
Popsicle runoff

Wednesday:
Bourbon matzo balls
Haman’s ears
Haman’s pockets
Fried dough balls and vanilla custard
Wine

Thursday:
Buttermilk fried chicken
Boston baked beans
Egg in a jar
Boston massacre cream pie
Tea mixers

Friday:
Minnow slivers w/bun
Sistine Chapel okra flakes
Michelan-Jello fruit salad
Oreos flurry
Vatican holy water

This week’s menu sponsored by Cheese: America’s solid milk.