Monday:
Paparazzi pizza
Lifetime achievement vegetable plate
Best dough in a supporting crescent roll
Red carpet cake
Loser tears

Tuesday:
Imitation crab cakes
The theory of Brussels sprouts
Two fruits, one cup
Selma soul for some ice cream
Nervous sweat

Wednesday:
Ruffalo wings
Ida ho potatoes
How to train your flagon berries
Hos
Liposuction juice

Thursday:
Cucumberbatch sandwiches
Wild rice
Still rutabagas
Verungacicles
Expired Milk

Friday:
Fishhood planks w/bun
Thems Dern good Keaton root blend
Banana ropes
Reese’s pieces
Birdman bath water

This week’s menu sponsored by Oscar’s Fertilizer and Manure. Slinging growth additives since Titanic.