Monday:
Dumpster meat medley
Veggie medley
Bruce Jenner transition fruit medley
Vanilla flavored ice medley
Defrost cycle limbo liquid medley

Tuesday:
Sloppy Jane w/bun
Accidental cottage cheese
Brussels sprout wedge
Icicles
Melted Icicles

Wednesday:
Aunt Esther’s squirrel loaf
Bottom-of-the-crisper steamed vegetables
Fruit any style
Nightmarecicle
Crisper juice

Thursday:
Brian Williams career melt
Network toast w/veggie crisper spread
Mistake fries
Humble pie
Fog-of-war slurry

Friday:
Valentine’s Day panic burgers w/heart-shaped bun
Be my sweet potato
Down-in-the-valley grapes
Guilt-trip assorted chocolates
Morning after juice box

This week’s menu sponsored by Julie’s Back Door Flowers and Gifts. Visit Julie’s Back Door for all your special Valentine’s Day needs.