Monday:
Hot dog crumble
Potato-eye soup
Trowel berries
Onion pops
Orange Julius Erving

Tuesday:
Pol Pot roast
Prescription jumble
Shallow-fried Instagram salad
Popcorn flavored air
Milk-delineated poultry juice

Wednesday:
Lark’s tongue in aspic
Cheese-flavored brick
Carrot shaft
Lap-dance yummies
Nincowpoop juice

Thursday:
Nearby cow patty w/bun
Bifurcated-pea soup
Dribble crumpet cabbage slaw
Fishbowl dredge icies
Pulled punch

Friday:
Spaghetti Western
Stuffing
Apple plate-bowl
Refrigerator puree pops
Liquid of choice