Monday:
Trojan horse tofu blend
Pepper
Mitochondria soup
9-cheese poppers
Kale mist

Tuesday:
Fall precursor jumble
Ganja flakes
Date pits
Wild rice tarts
Squeeze-your-own goat milk

Wednesday:
Mashed regret bakers
Gluten free green bean necklace
Wild goose shavings
Salmon pops
Fair trade bug squeezins

Thursday:
Tofu bad for you w/bun
Rake fodder
Road kill pie
Freeze-dried yogurt pudding w/stick
Fish water

Friday:
Cloud cakes w/sap
Spinach bangers
Peanut (may contain peanut)
Broken freezer dessert grab
Hand-crafted vodka