Monday
Cottage pie
Garden peas
Mixed fruit
Mint
Raw milk

Tuesday
Baby squirrel
Mashed roots
Pokeberry
Taffy
Effluent

Wednesday
Cramp cakes
Piggedy
Camper melon
Your neighbor’s gum
Sap

Thursday
Bonsai chicken
Field stuff
Jelly packet
Gummies
Boot liquid

Friday
Fish curry
Okra
Guava
Licorice
Special lassi

This week’s menu is sponsored by BLAP, the Bass Lake Authority Police, starring Chief Gwen “Tug” McNabb, Seargent Bill “Bell” Pepper, and desk jockey Fernando Johnson-Smith. “We’ll look into that.”