Bass Lake Elementary Lunch Menu 1/14-1/18 2019

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Monday
Meatloaf
Mashed potatoes
Mixed fruit
Mold-pops
10W-40

Tuesday
Tacos
Tramp veg
Tumbled fruit
Taffy
Plow drip

Wednesday
Watermelon pizza
White beans
Whackberry
Whamo-icies
Toddler snot

Thursday
Thread pasta w/liquid
Throw-back succotash
Threatened pear
Thalidomide cubes
P-trap sludge

Friday
Franks & beans
Fairy toast
Fennel
Frozen farmer follicles
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