Monday
Tuna pancakes
Pickled onion
Starfruit (simulated)
Cookie (Christmas)
Found water

Tuesday
Meatball
Spit pea
Lemon slice
Grape icy
Uncle Tug’s Energy Sippy®

Wednesday
Bologna on roll
Flecked mayo
Banana zest
Gum
Off-brand soda

Thursday
Spaghetti smoothie
Watercress
Fruit of the blender
Pocket candy
Duct fluid

Friday
Fish ribs
Radish
Pear grabbers
Licor-is-it
Pre-rinse

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