Monday
Egg salad
Green ham
Carrot stick
Tic Tac
Uncle waterbed

Tuesday
Dog poker ante
Lawn clipping
60
String cake
Tidal basin

Wednesday
Macaroni and soap
Flavor packet
Undisclosed
Malted licorice
Creamed milk

Thursday
Biker’s hog
Lemony greens
Quandry
Elevator pie
Drizzle

Friday
Wheat burger (may contain peanuts)
Mexican fries
Pear photo
Crumbled ice
Watery film

This week’s menu is sponsored by last week’s menu.