Monday:
Reconstituted meat product patty w/bun
Root vegetable
Bonzai scrubbers
Blender cakes
Milk

Tuesday:
Sodium tube wrapped in lard pastry
Fermented cabbage
Legume surprise
Stone fruit
Cow squeezins

Wednesday:
Peanut butter and onion samich (may contain peanuts)
Crust removal tool
Hump-day compost medley
Aerosol pie
Milk of amnesia

Thursday:
Potato chip casserole
Puffed cheese snack
Whipped tallow-filled cake subs
Popcorn and strawberry flurry
Soymilk milk

Friday:
Kitchen strainer jumble
Wheat shaft
Cream of Janice Joplin soup
Glazed oak leaf
Power-outage ice cream

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