Bass Lake Town Council Agenda
for May 19, 2014

 I. Call to order

II. Semi-non-sectarian invocation

III. Pledge of allegiance (in poem form, courtesy Al Schwartz)

IV. Moment of noise

V. Old business

A. Approval of previous meeting minutes
B. Nostalgic look at 2013 staff reductions

VI. Young business

A. Retro-revisions to State-of-Bass-Lake address Delores Denominator, Mayor of Bass Lake
B. Annual “Salute to Industry” presentation
C. Annual “Salute to Municipal Cost Increases” report
D. Uptown business exterior paint-job violates obscure town code
E. Request for replacement of burned-out squad car — Tug McNabb, Bass Lake Police Authority

VII. Snack time

VIII. Public hearing: Sidewalk-renovation fiasco 

IX. Public comment

A. Residents who don’t typically speak
B. People who never shut up

X. Adjournment