Twin Nut Farms recently announced its 2014 schedule. Co-owners Jarl and Betsy Johnson – Gøèwj¢öfurƛƷ˂ʥērs Jr. said Twin Nut Farms, their locally-sourced, organic, free-range, gluten-free, cruelty-free, sugar-free, trans fat-free, sustainable, recycle-oriented, zero-waste, nut-rich, genderless, half-baked, opti-linked, raw dairy farm/restaurant/healing/rebirthing/holistic/nearly-not-for-profit, simple-human-so-that-others-may-be-simple-minded limited-access establishment center will open on a Tuesday sometime this month.

Reservations are required but not necessary.

High tea at 4, low dinner at 7, middling dessert at whenever.