Bass Lake Elementary Lunch Menu 3/15-3/19 2021

Shop Carla’s Covid Emporium for the best bargains on treasures from the pandemic. Please disinfect yourself before entering. (Photo contributed)

Monday
Assassin burger w/toga bun
Caesar salad
Grape
Elmer Fudd Fudge
Wine

Tuesday
Horse stroganoff
Horse radish
Horse nips
Horse chews
Horsey sauce

Wednesday
Irish stew
Potato
Potato sauce
Green ice cream
Guinness

Thursday
Tuna on plate
Canned okra
Out-of-date fresh berries
Upside down toast
LP

Friday
Pizza grabbies
Shaved cabbage
Banana pocket
Chocolate syrup
Lemonade

This week’s menu is sponsored by Carla’s Covid Emporium. Looking for a bargain? Carla has scoured death notices all over Michiana for items left behind by victims of the pandemic. All items have been thoroughly sanitized, disinfected, and smudged. Masks are required but not necessary.

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