By Laurel and Marty Princeworth | Beacon Foodstuffs Contributors

• Put a fresh salmon in your best friend’s mailbox on a warm day.
• Give a stranger a box of kittens. Everyone loves kittens.
• Construct an abattoir inside your garage for the freshest meats.
• Place a baby goat on your dining room table during your next dinner party.
• Keep a bowl of fresh lemons next to your bed. Squeeze the juice into your eyes each morning.