Notable quotables and quotationairies, March 2016, as recorded in Bass Lake Beacon.
— Park Zagel, head coach, Bass Lake University men’s/boys’ basketball team
“I’m officially astonished.”
— Flip “Flap” Jack, pancake chef, 102nd nearly-annual Pancake Extravaganza
“Those things pretty much are gonna do what they’re gonna do.”
— McNabb, Gwen (Tug), former chief of police, Authority Police of Bass Lake
“Food would be part of the festivities. And … and fun, too, did I mention that?”
— Emilee Van Dickinson, local arts/culture mosquito