Compiled by Beacon people

Bass Lake Beacon notable quotables from October 2014:

“This will allow us to focus on preventive health measures, such as smoking cessation and quit-smoking initiatives — and let someone else deal with problems that involve large amounts of lost blood or near-death terror.”
— Krem Greebler, CEO and chief executive officer, Regional Corporate Hospital

“They say the first seven years are the hardest. Well, we’re 14.285714 percent of the way there!”
— Emma Fleiswater,  first anniversary co-recipient

“The rest is history. The best of the rest is yet to come.”
— Ned Levelcut, owner, Ned Levelcut Lawn Mower and String Trimmer Repair and Tax Return Preparation and Dock Installation and Removal

“I’m up to my neck in no-crow rooster collars and I’m next to a wet chicken that is mad as hell.”
— Cooper Sanderstroms, owner, Cooper’s Coops and Chicken Accessories

“Good, real good. Not bad at all. Good. Not great, but good. Not bad. Not bad at all.”
— Garvin Goode, avid local fishermen

“Products disappear sometimes, and that’s normal. But outright stealing — that’s unusual.”
— Clem Brickston, owner, Bass Lake Inn-Convenience

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See also Quotes of the Month: September 2014