Hot off the press: Local births

Baby announcements recently submitted to Bass Lake Beacon for August 2014:

  • Marlie Skinner was born Aug. 11, 2014, to Krista and Leonard “Pigeon-Guided Missile” Skinner, Out-on-the-Highway Road.
  • Luke Lumley was born Aug. 13, 2014, while his parents were on vacation at Skippy Jenson’s neighbors.
  • August “June” Cleaver was born Aug. 27, 2014, to Clarissa and Lumpy “Maternity Ward” Cleaver of Bass Lake.

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